Phew! Black Friday hit hard last year. Then merry ole Santa came along and took a jolly bite out of your wallet instead of those cookies you had left out for him. That is just plain naughty. And just when you thought you had gotten a hold of yourself, our beloved corporations are back to cash in on the loveliest of human emotions.
Lurking just around the corner is Valentineâs Day, a.k.a. the perfect occasion for two kinds of people to feel awkward about their love life - those who are single, and those who are not.
If you are a tight-knit couple, well, youâre off the hook. You can just stay in with some pizza, Netflix and chill, and love each other like you do on any other day of the year. But everybody else, oh boy... If your relationship is going cold, there are not enough roses or heart shaped chocolates in the universe that are going to save you. If you are seeing someone but are not really into them, you donât want to go overboard with Valentineâs or things can just become weird. And if you are single and without that special someone anywhere on the horizon, well, having your social media flooded with pictures of Hallmark couples and engagements can, quite frankly, make you want to throw up in your throat just a teeny tiny bit.
So why not just escape Valentineâs Day altogether?!
Meet up with a bunch of friends, forget about the romance and come see us. Now, we donât want you to get the idea that we are dissing on love, so all happy couples and fresh lovebirds are also more than welcome. And all the single people out there waiting for the perfect opportunity to ask their crush out, here is your chance for the coolest date ever. But if you do decide to turn Valentineâs into date night, we are here to do you and your significant other a favor and help you dodge the mushy lovey-dovey side of Cupidâs arrow. So, donât get the wrong idea. There wonât be any flowers, heart shaped balloons or teddy bears waiting for you when you arrive. Just a murderer, some zombies, and a blood pumping predicament involving some nukes and stuff. If you are feeling competitive, you can indulge in a battle of wits and give our Head-to-Head Prison Break game a try. See if you can not only escape Valentineâs, which is just a mere day, but escape a maximum security prison where you have been sentenced to life!
It sure beats slurping down a bucket of ice cream in your pajamas while pretending youâre not lonely, and then crying yourself to sleep.
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